You’re Closer to 40 than 30
[Note: Formatting got all kinds of effed up. I’ve been trying to fix but shit just don’t wanna stay! I don’t wanna jump into the html crap so I’m just going to leave it. I think you can get the gist of it, even with the text slightly off on the cat-cat-dog picture story.]
Or, “It’s May Day”.
Man, May Day was such a big deal in elementary school. I feel it’s kind of odd because I’d bet most of the students don’t even know what May Day is about. Hell, I still don’t! [BRB wikipedia lawl]
I started reading and quickly lost interest. It’s here if it’s something you’d like to look into. Something about labor and religion and weather. I dunno. Let’s all just go dance around the May Pole.
Oh, yeah. 27? Yup, 27.
I have an overabundace of *ahem* IMAGEEESSSSS FROOOM THE INNNNTERNEEEET (echo echo echo) I want to share with everyone. 56kers beware! [Ha! As if there were still such a thing!]
What? Don’t get it? Too bad!
I’m sure Joel T. will appreciate this. [Cute, cute, and cute. You’re like a poet laureate.]
Dude: Okay, everyone! Family picture time!
Dude: Heeheehee! Get ready!
Center cat: Wait! Stupid dog’s getting in my face!
Left cat: Sigh.
Center cat: Fucker! Move!
Left cat: This will not end well.
Dog: RAAAAAAAGE.
Left cat: Do something, idiot!
Dude: Oh, shi…
Left cat: Do not want.
Center cat: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Dog and dude: WARBWAGBLGAWAGL.
Left cat: Eff this ess! I’m out.
Le fin.
Nice, huh? I make the best stories. I have a couple more pictures I want to share just as a link because I don’t want to make this post become stupid long.
- Enter Sandman, lolcat style
- Batman and Joker and the Oscars
- Facebook Civil War reenactment
- Church Wars
I leave you with this:
Hadouken or Kamehameha. Take your pick. She looks so ridiculously excited to be doing that. Also, the above image is an animated gif. If you’re reading this on Facebook, I don’t think it’s going to be animated.
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