Major Bewbage

February 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm (Internet)

Srsly. Major. Bewbage.

Sheyla Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job, according to Britain’s Daily Star.

The 28-year-old, a Texas housewive, has had nine operations to get her up to this size.

She traveled to Brazil to get her last procedure which took her from an FFF to a KKK after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode.

Hershey, from Houston, said: “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.”

Hershey is now in record books for having the biggest breast implants ever, according to Britain’s Daily Star.

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SHE HAD TO GO TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY BECAUSE OFFICIALS IN THE U.S. WERE AFRAID HER CHEST WOULD EXPLODE. WTF.

That is just mind-boggling. My head asplode. Gah, I’m imagining her chest popping from all of that stress. Not a pretty picture.

It’s funny, you see this kind of crap in video games and anime all the time (okay, maybe not quite that extreme) and it doesn’t really phase you too much. You put the same chest on an actual human being and it just looks absolutely unbelievable. It’s just so out there!

In other crazy women news…

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

Yes, she carved her name into this arm and then went on to make scratches all over his upper body. He woke dripping in blood and got the eff out of there. Apparently he had been drinking and taken some Valium (aka diazepam, a sedative) so I guess that explains why he didn’t wake up.

Also, I OWN YOU BITCH.

You can check the link for pictures. It’s nothing too bad. A bunch of scars on his body.